
It looks idyllic, don’t you think?. It’s a nice place. A nice house, with a big garden, an orchard and a tiny tiny farm. It’s where my in-laws live, and we visit every Saturday. Physically, it’s such a nice place. But…it’s not really relaxing. My in-laws, and especially
Marshal woman, believe in hard work, cleaning, and nothing else. And their home is the
NO house. There’s so many things on the
NOT to do list that it makes it hard to have a nice time, and sometimes it looks more like a museum. Kids and adults are to follow the same rules there.
NO hands on walls (they’re white and your dirty fingers would spoil them);
NO hands on doors (fingerprints);
NO eating outside the dining room (bread crumbs are terrifying);
NO leaving the table until everyone has finished everything on the plate.
NO touching the heating system. Their thermostat reads 14 degrees celsius (57.2 fahrenheit). If it’s colder than that, it will turn on. If not… well, you freeze. Of course, everyone knows that and we all dress accordingly on Saturday. My sister in law told me once that when she was still in school and was studying at home, if she complained that she was too cold to turn the pages of her book her mom would say: “put your gloves on”. Great. Today I just discovered another
NO. We were in the living room and it was quite sunny so I drew the curtains.
Enter
Marshal woman:
“Who drew the curtains?”Nuri: “
I did…” Marshal woman: “
Ok, if it’s just for today…”
I guess I looked puzzled so she added her logical explanation: “
the sun might discolour them”. Great.
Another side to her personality. She’s so stingy sometimes it makes me angry. And it’s not that they don’t have money. With Christmas approaching, she asked me what the girls might like. She made it clear she doesn’t plan to waste more than half an hour shopping, you see, buying toys it’s not in her “pleasant things to do” list.
Nuri: “
Well, if you want, I alredy bought a game of playdoh for A, it’s wrapped and you wouldn’t have to go anywhere”.
Marshal woman: “
Perfect. Tell me the price and I’ll give you the money”.
Nuri: “
It was a bit expensive, about 40 euros” (I know her, I was preparing her for the shock)
Marshal woman: “
errr…. And what about puzzles, does A like puzzles?”
Another bit of conversation, this time with my husband:
She: “
L, is there anything you need for Christmas?”
Him: “
Well, a pair of trousers would be good”
She: “
No, not that”.
Him: “
Ok then, I also need a pair of shoes”
She: “
No, not that.”
Later I asked him, “
so what did you agree on?” And he said: “
Nothing. I guess I’ll get another pajama.”
She’s a teacher, and her profession has permeated her personality so much I think she feels all of us are in her school. The kids are either afraid or hypnotised. Today my 2 year old had lunch with us (she usually eats sooner and has her nap) so Marshal woman had a chance to teach her too. “
C, not with your fingers, use your fork to eat those macaroni!”
C looked at her, she had one macaroni on her left hand and the fork on her right, and she actually left it on the plate and used her fork, with her eyes fixed on grandma. She doesn’t dare disobey her…. Yet. Nor do we.