My husband took daughter 1 (4 years old) for a walk. They went near the cemetery. She asked: "what's this?"
Him: er... it's... a warehouse.
(silence)
She: It's big, who owns it?
Him:... the Town hall. Everybody owns it a little.
No more questions were asked.
...........................
Me: you told her it's a warehouse???
Him: I didn't lie! I just omitted a little detail!
Yeah... they store dead people. A little detail.
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2 comments:
Twp things u cant explain to kids:
1- Death
2- Where babies come from!
He could tell her: That's is, mmmm... THE HOUSE OF DEAD LIVING MONSTER ZOMBIES WHOT EAT EVERY KID IN THOUSAND MILES AND BURN PAPAS & MAMAS TO HELL HAHAHA!!! All that, of course, said it with the scarest face possible.
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